i am in china!!! finally

some points to ponder if you decide to go to china...

1. nobody told me during the plane ride that my ankles and feet would swell beyond normal proportion. thanks. i have cankles right now. so cute.
2. a 14 hour plane ride sucks. especially when your next to someone who keeps accidentally hitting your t.v. channels and doesn't know it. thank you little asian gal.
3. jet lag. jet lag. jet lag. jet lag is horseshit!!!! i have a watch set to my time at home, just so i can think about sleep. *sigh*
4. um, it's f-ing hot. like southern florida hot, but the type of humidity i have never encountered.
5. i have been leered at more in the last hour, than in my entire life. i could be on the streets of new york, naked, with a shetland pony, and it doesn't compare.
6. i thought spanish was bad, but i have no idea what anyone is saying. they're probably discussing my cankles. dammit.


my room is nice. i have one of those straight down waterfall types of showers. it's pretty cool. i have a bathrobe and slippers. my view is amazing. there are like 8 bars in our hotel. and i am getting paid to do all this. wow.

so that's all i have for now. i must stay awake for about 12-14 more hours. maybe i will take pics of my room, who knows.