JET LAG!

so this whole jet lag thing is killing me. i should be asleep. and i am fading fast, which i cannot do. so i thought i'd write on what it looks like here. i am in the middle of all these lush, green, hills/mountains. and it looks like city development just threw-up right in the middle of everything. it sprawls out everywhere. like if you were to put your palm flat on the table and spread your fingers as wide as they go, and then put hills between every finger. i am not even sure if that makes sense. i am quite loopy. and there is a river or large stream right outside the hotel. it has a lot of floaties. not sure if it's garbage, or what. and everybody carries an umbrella. in the old southern tradition, i would call it a parasol. a little way to help keep the sun off. maybe i'll have to try it. it could help me fit in, and deter the gawkers. i feel like i am drunk. and i can't quite fathom yet, that i am not leaving this part of the world for a long time. it's also very hazy here. it reminds me of L.A. ot near as much traffic though.
is it wrong to stare at your bed and wonder if it's friendly? or if it will treat you as good as you plan to treat it? or if that fluffy white pillow, is as fluffy as you think? i think i might be losing my mind. i have never had to deal with jet lag like this. east coast to west coast and vice versa is easy. what if i just laid my head down on my keyboard for just a second. i would have key indentations. that would be hot. just like MY CANKLES!!!!!! still a little bitter about that. i think someone should have warned me. i think i have to stay awake for 7 more hours. NOT SURE HOW I AM GONNA DO THAT!!!!!!! can't read a book. that's my before bed thing. can't drink anymore coffee. i have had about 8 cups. i have already unpacked, found the 2 english t.v. stations, showered, gone to a small market, and written 2 blogs. i think i will go investigate the hotel. or nap in a stairwell. forgive the exhausted ramblings...