Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Toilet paper

So I have an unhealthy obsession with having enough toilet paper in my household. I am not afraid to buy in bulk at Sam's club. The 24 pack... Yes please. And yes I do live alone and have for years. But I need at least 10 backup rolls. I do. I don't know why. So as I am watching tv, I see a commercial for the decorative backup roll holder. Designed be a well known designer. Wtf? Do you really need that? I don't. I can barely be bothered to put the toilet paper on the roll. And if there is one on the roll, I still use the one on the cabinet. So now, you, the commercial hocker, want me to spend money on a round container to hold the "back up" toilet paper roll. Have we really gotten this vain that we need a decorative holder?

So here's the deal kids... If you come over to my humble abode, there will be a roll of toilet paper on the holder, and one on the cabinet. And no decorative holder. It's just silly. Damn silly. And these are the things I think about.

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